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Series on Funny Laws of United States – Florida

Florida Funny Laws:-

– The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs not be confined in cages.
– One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
– Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
– Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
– Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
– It is illegal to sell your children.
– Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
– A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
– If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
– It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
– Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
– Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
– It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
– When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
– You may not fart in a public place after 6 Pm on Thursday.
– It is considered an offense to shower naked.
– You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
– Oral sex is illegal.
– You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
– Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
– It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.

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December 16, 2008 Posted by | General, Life | , , , | 3 Comments