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Series on Funny Laws of United States – Indiana

Indiana Funny Laws:-

– Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
– Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
– If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
– A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor.
– Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
– A sports agent is supposed to give a college 10 days notice before luring a star athlete into the professional ranks.
– A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
– The value of Pi is 3. (Not an actual law but it was a proposal that passed in the house of representatives and was postponed in the Senate.)
– It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
– One may not sniff glue.
– A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.
– Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
– It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday.
– Oral sex is illegal.
– A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
– It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.

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– It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks or milk.
– You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.
– You may not reverse car into a parking spot.
– Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.
– Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes.
– Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights.
– No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
– Men are prohibited from standing in a bar.
– You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.
– Drinks on the house are illegal.
– Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.
– You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
– “Spiteful Gossip” and “talking behind a person’s back” are illegal.
– State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
– All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads.
– It is illegal to sell laughing gas with the intent to induce laughter.
– Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.

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April 7, 2009 Posted by | General, Life | , , , | 1 Comment

Series on Funny Laws of United States – Illinois

Illinois Funny Laws:-

– You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
– You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
– The English language is not to be spoken.
– All bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
– It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
– The official language of Illinois is “American”.
– It is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customer’s face.
– You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of “eavesdropping” on your own conversation.

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March 23, 2009 Posted by | General, Life | , , , | 4 Comments

SMS Dictionary

Are you living in an SMS Life Syndrome? Here is something to fuel that syndrome. Yes! a full SMS Life Dictionary!

A
AML – All my love
ASAP – As soon as possible
ATB – All the best
RUOK – Are You Okay
AYSOS – Are you stupid or Something
@TEOTD – At The End Of The Day
AAS – Alive And Smiling
AEAP – As Early As Possible
ABITHIWT – A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ALOL – Actually Laughing Out Loud

B
BRB – Be right back
BTW – By the way
B4 – Before
BFN Bye For Now
BTDT – Been there done that
BAU – Business As Usual
BCOZ – Because
BHOF – Bald headed old fart
BO – Buzz off
BTOBS – Be there or be square

C
Cm – Call me
Cu – See you
CUL8R – See you later
CID – Consider it done
CWOT – Complete Waste Of Time
CTN – Can’t Talk Now
CRAP – Cheap, redundant assorted products
CWYL – Chat with you later
KEWL Cool
QT – Cutie

D
Dk – Don’t know
Dur? – Do you remember
DND – Do Not Disturb
DINK – Double Income No Kids
DIKU – Do I Know You
DIY – Do it yourself
DA – the
DWL – Dying with laughter
DUST – Did You See That?
DILLIGAD – Do I look like I give a damn?

E
E2eg – Ear to ear grin
EOD – End of discussion
EOL – End of lecture
RLR – Earlier
EZ – Easy
XLNT – Excellent
NRG – Energy
EM – Excuse Me?
8 – Eight
NUFF – Enough

F
F2F – Face to Face
FYEO – For your eyes only
FYI – For your information
FWIW – For What It’s Worth
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
4EVER – Forever
FBOW – For better or worse
FOC – Free of Charge
FWD – Forward
4 – For

G
Gr8 – Great
GAL – Get A Life
GTH – Go To Hell
G2G – Got to Go
GMTA – Great Minds Think Alike
GSOH – Good Sense Of Humour
GBTW – Get back to work
GFC – Going for coffee
GBH – Great Big Hug
GL – Good Luck

H
H8 – Hate
HAND – Have a nice day
H&K – Hugs and Kisses
HOAS – Hold On A Sec
HUD – How You Doing?
HOT4U – Hot for you
HTH – Hope this helps
HW – Homework
HAGD – Have a Great Day

I
IDK – I don’t know
IGotUBabe – I’ve got you Babe
ILU – I love You
IUSS – If you say so
IDC – I Don’t Care
IMO – In My Opinion
IBTD – I beg to differ
INMP – It’s not my problem
IOH – I’m outta here
IDL – Ideal

J
J4F – Just for fun
JstCllMe – Just call Me
JAM – Just A Minute
JC – Just checking
JAS – Just a second
JIC – Just in case
JK – Just kidding
JAD – Just Another day
JM2C – Just My 2 Cents
JPYL – Just pulling your leg

K
KC – Keep cool
KIT – Keep in touch
KISS – Keep It Simple, Stupid
K – Okay
KFY – Kiss for you
KWIM – Know what I mean
KYPO – Keep your pants on
KIR – Keep It Real
KHUF – Know How You Feel
KMP – Keep Me Posted

L
L8r – Later
Lol – Laughing out loud
LTNC – Long time no see
LtsGt2gthr – Lets get together
LOML – Love Of My Life
LONH – Lights On, Nobody Home
LOPSOD – Long on promises, short on delivery
LDR – Long Distance Relationship
LFTI – Looking Forward To It
LIFO – Last In, First Out

M
MSG – Message
M$ULkeCrZ – Miss you like Crazy!
MGB – May God Bless
MIA – Missing In Action
MO – Move On
MYL – Mind Your Language
MYOB – Mind your own Business
MKOP – My Kind Of Place
MTE – My Thoughts Exactly
MorF – Male or Female?

N
NC – No comment
NE1 – Anyone
NWO – No way out
N/M – Nothing Much
NADT – Not A Damn Thing
NBD – No Big Deal
NICE – Nonsense In Crappy Existence
NIMY – Never In A Million Years
NMP – Not My Problem
NOYB – None Of Your Business

O
OAO – Over And Out
OATUS On – A Totally Unrelated Subject
OCD – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA – One Damn Thing After Another
OMDB – Over My Dead Body
OMG – Oh My God
OOO – Out Of Office
O4U – Only for you
OTT – Over The Top
OOTB – Out of the box or Out of the blue

P
PCM – Please call me
PPL – People
P&C – Private & Confidential
PANS – Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PDQ – Pretty Darn Quick
PHAT – Pretty Hot And Tempting
PLS – Please
POV – Point of View
PITA – Pain In The Arse
PTB – Please Text Back

Q
QL – Quit Laughing
QQ – Quick Question

R
RUOK – Are you okay?
RBTL – Read between the lines
RMLB – Read my lips baby
RBAY – Right Back Atcha
RSN – Real Soon Now
RTBM – Read The Bloody Manual
RL – Real Life
ROTM – Right on the money
RTBS – Reason to be single

S
SWTDRMZ – Sweet Dreams
SC – Stay cool
SOL – Sooner or later
SO – Significant Other
SOB – Stressed Out Big time
SWIM – See What I Mean?
SSDD – Same Stuff Different Day
SOS – Same Old Stuff or Help!
SMS – Short Message Service
SG4IT – Search Google For It

T
T2ul – Talk to you later
Thx – Thanks
TIC – Tongue in Cheek
TAFN – That’s All For Now
TBD – To Be Decided
TIA – Thanks In Advance
TOY – Thinking Of You
TS – Totally Stinks
TTTT – To Tell The Truth
TMB – Text Me Back

U
UOM – You Owe Me
U4E – Yours For Ever
URAS – You are a star
unPC – unPolitically correct
URYY4M – You are too wise for me
UR – Your, You’re
U2 – You Too
URW – You are welcome

V
VFM – Value for money
VM – Voice mail
VRBS – Virtual reality bullshit

W
W4U – Waiting for You
WDYT – What Do You Think?
WOTAM – Waste Of Time And Money
WRT – With Regard To
WTH – What the heck/hell?
WUM – Watch Your Mouth
WAEF – When All Else Fails
WFM – Works for me
WKND – Weekend
WAD – Without A Doubt

X
XclusvlyUrs – Exclusively Yours
XI10 – Exciting
XME – Excuuuuse Me

Y
YBS – You’ll be Sorry
YNK – You never know
YKW – You Know What?
YAFIYGI – You asked for it, you got it
YGIAGAM – Your guess is as good as mine
YGLT – You’re Gonna Love This
YGTI – You Get The Idea?
YGTBK – You’ve Got To Be Kidding

Z
ZZZ – Sleeping, Bored, Tired

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March 17, 2009 Posted by | General, Internet, Life | , , , , , | 12 Comments

Series on Funny Laws of United States – Idaho

Idaho Funny Laws:-

– It is Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
– You may not fish on a alligator’s back.
– Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
– You can’t buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff’s permission.
– You may not walk down the street with a red-tipped cane.
– Non-married couples in Idaho who engage in sexual intercourse can be jailed for up to six months.

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March 4, 2009 Posted by | General, Life | , , , | Leave a comment

Series on Funny Laws of United States – Hawaii

Hawaii Funny Laws:-

– Billboards are outlawed.
– It’s illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize.
– All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.
– Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
– In the past there was a law that required children to obey all “lawful and moral” commands of their parents.
– It is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.

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February 12, 2009 Posted by | General, Life | , , , | 3 Comments